initiate anal probing


I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin


Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

"Don’t ever start shipping a blonde and a brunette"
me, advising my future kids. (via cophineposts)

It’s gotta be so fun that a show brought you guys together, into each other’s lives… like how crazy is that?

It’s gotta be so fun that a show brought you guys together, into each other’s lives… like how crazy is that?

It’s gotta be so fun that a show brought you guys together, into each other’s lives… like how crazy is that?

It’s gotta be so fun that a show brought you guys together, into each other’s lives… like how crazy is that?

It’s gotta be so fun that a show brought you guys together, into each other’s lives… like how crazy is that?

It’s gotta be so fun that a show brought you guys together, into each other’s lives… like how crazy is that?

It’s gotta be so fun that a show brought you guys together, into each other’s lives… like how crazy is that?


I just felt you up, I’m sorry (x)

I just felt you up, I’m sorry (x)

I just felt you up, I’m sorry (x)


You guys each tell me one fun fact about each other, that not many people would know, or no one knows?

You guys each tell me one fun fact about each other, that not many people would know, or no one knows?

You guys each tell me one fun fact about each other, that not many people would know, or no one knows?

You guys each tell me one fun fact about each other, that not many people would know, or no one knows?

You guys each tell me one fun fact about each other, that not many people would know, or no one knows?

You guys each tell me one fun fact about each other, that not many people would know, or no one knows?
You guys each tell me one fun fact about each other, that not many people would know, or no one knows?

Show me your red carpet dance.

Show me your red carpet dance.

Show me your red carpet dance.

Show me your red carpet dance.

Show me your red carpet dance.

Show me your red carpet dance.

Show me your red carpet dance.