initiate anal probing

  • Friend: so, what's your ideal partner?
  • Me: Natalie Dormer
  • Friend: well, I meant like guy-
  • Me: Natalie Dormer
  • Friend: but she-
  • Me: my sexuality is literally natalie dormer

sherlocklivesjohnsmoustachedies:

supersad-super-rad:

Why do I always see Natalie Dormer as what Luna Lovegood’s mum would look like before she died

everything is Natalie Dormer


I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

I like hot girls. And I like hot boys. I like hot people! What can I say? I’m shallow.

ambidexterous:

overanalyticalqueer:

so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.

a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that

b) upon further research, it does appear to be true

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin


Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

Katy Perry quoting Mean Girls.

"Don’t ever start shipping a blonde and a brunette"
me, advising my future kids. (via cophineposts)